Asexual Madejyathink

I planted a bunch of sunflower seeds this year, and while I normally have decent luck with sunflowers, this was the only one that grew this year. I’m glad I can see it from the kitchen window though.

There was a lethargic looking bumble bee sitting on the flower for a while, so I offered it a spoonful of sugar water. Hopefully it helped. 

oliverthesnail:

Penelope hasn’t quite got the hang of this self-portrait thing yet.

Two cats and a moose.

Two cats and a moose.

recovering-please-wait:

If you’re suicidal and still alive, I’m so fucking proud of you.

If you’re suffering from an eating disorder and still eating, I’m so fucking proud of you.

If you’re suffering from a mental illness and your fighting, I’m so. Fucking. Proud. Of. You.

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idontcareforgob:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 

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unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

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gravity falls + wtnv tweets

inspired by (x,x)

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I finally got a swimsuit I like. I do a lot of shopping for the next year because I mostly shop clearances. It has worked pretty well for me.
I have a couple one piece swimsuits that are sort of, I don’t know, fancier I guess, but so many women’s swimsuits just try to look sexy. I don’t want to look sexy, I just want to play in a lake. So I found a pair of board shorts and an athletic type swim top that happened to match each other pretty well.

I finally got a swimsuit I like. I do a lot of shopping for the next year because I mostly shop clearances. It has worked pretty well for me.

I have a couple one piece swimsuits that are sort of, I don’t know, fancier I guess, but so many women’s swimsuits just try to look sexy. I don’t want to look sexy, I just want to play in a lake. So I found a pair of board shorts and an athletic type swim top that happened to match each other pretty well.

crazy-awkward-n-shit:

ecstacytiger:

crazy-awkward-n-shit:

ecstacytiger:

opencult:

queertodaygonetomorrow:

atane:

wristxrocket:

dear-drifter:

lilightfoot:

Remember.

his life was totally in danger.

^^^^

True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/23/pepper-spray-cop-settlement_n_4152147.html

these kids are heroes

What a cunt of a cop :|

Wtf!? That’s crazy

I know man it’s not on but it’s happening more and more especially in America apparently I can’t stand it

It s like he just gave no fucks in went right down the line of non threatening people

crazy-awkward-n-shit:

ecstacytiger:

crazy-awkward-n-shit:

ecstacytiger:

opencult:

queertodaygonetomorrow:

atane:

wristxrocket:

dear-drifter:

lilightfoot:

Remember.

his life was totally in danger.

^^^^

True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/23/pepper-spray-cop-settlement_n_4152147.html

these kids are heroes

What a cunt of a cop :|

Wtf!? That’s crazy

I know man it’s not on but it’s happening more and more especially in America apparently I can’t stand it

It s like he just gave no fucks in went right down the line of non threatening people

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